April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Can I ask for a coffee machine for my birthday?
Oh bettrer yet: an ESPRESSO machine ;)
Apr 30th
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My Sims 3 works again!!!!!
Yay!
Apr 30th
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I work at one of those frozen yogourt places...
and seriously, don’t try to piss me off. PUT YOUR STUPID ASS BOWL ON THE SCALE.  DON’T LET ME SEE YOU EAT BEFORE YOU PAY. AND DON’T COME NEAR THE CANDY BAR (or the machines) AFTER YOU’VE ALREADY PAID.  Are you T-Rex? No. Extend your god damn arm. Don’t use your credit/debit card to pay off something that’s less than $2. The machine is ancient. It will take...
Apr 30th
Nevermind :( My sims 3 won't work
Why won’t you load?!?!
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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“It is the friends that you can call at 4 a.m. that matter.”
–  Marlene Dietrich
Apr 28th
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I like conversations where I don’t have to think...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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gaymzee: why get out of bed when you can instead not get out of bed
Apr 28th
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tjturnitup: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like PLUS! so this bitch but um
Apr 28th
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“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
– E.E. Cummings
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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No one understands my sarcasm..
when-forever-ends: And then they think that I’m stupid.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Reblog if you know an Asian guy named Kevin.
Apr 26th
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can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 
Apr 26th
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I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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I'm catching up on the Glee episodes I missed and...
Ugh.
Apr 26th
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Someone asked me to look over their powerpoint...
I didn’t know my opinion was… that important..?
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Ravenclaw?
THIS IS MY 4000th POST!
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis: stillnot-ginger: starshiprangerjess: 2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine: #because Harry’s an idiot that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER...
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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"Can you get off tumblr for a minute?"
most-awkward-moments:
Apr 23rd
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